Game Time

"Today we salute you Mr. Stressed Out Vet Student during exam week(s). As you sit in your lonely cubicle in the library, doped up on double grande mochas and aderol, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in practice? The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusional schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. By now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddies' away messages 800 times. Break is just days away, and your Prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, you academic warrior, because you'll be spending break in rehab.

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